Wow, way to throw out the baby with the bathwater, Jaime. ;)
It's a false dichotomy to wholesale disregard eight reasonable solutions that would absolutely help create long-term affordability.
That said, I also love your idea. (We've covered it before on Surviving Tomorrow.) Fun fact: Canada could give a free acre to all citizens and still have over 2 billion acres of crown land left!
You're absolutely right re: birthright. We're playing a real-life game of monopoly where most people start the game with all the properties already taken.